richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

Anonymous: 1. / 6. / 42.

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? - my feelings 

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? - hmm possibly like anyone of my friends or i’d be alone

2: Are you available? - single and ready to mingle ugh

thanks!

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

ejsaari:

I just keep thinking how people would talk to me if I was better looking.

that makes no sense because you’re hot af dude

triggering againnn

i’m afraid i’ll never learn to love myself and because of that nobody will love me
kill me please

ijusttrolledyouwithbazinga:

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

Shit

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

    gorillaah:

    really though :)

    deep conversations>

    (Source: daddystamina)